A priest a drunkard and an engineer were all being led to the guillotine to be executed They ask the priest if he wants to face upward or downward when he meets his fate The priest says that he would like to die face up so that he will be looking toward heaven when he dies They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his throat The authorities take this as divine intervention and release the priest Next the drunkard comes to the guillotine He also decides to die face up hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest They raise the blade of the guillotine and release it It comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his throat So they release the drunkard as well The engineer is next He too decides to die facing up They slowly raise the blade of the guillotine when suddenly the engineer says Hey I see what your problem is

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