Shayari Bazar

An elderly man was sick and in the hospital There was this one nurse who drove him crazy because every time she came in she would talk to him like he was a little child She would say in a patronizing voice And how are we doing this morning? or Are we ready for a bath? The man had just had enough So one morning at breakfast he took the apple juice off the tray and put it on his bedside stand Later that morning he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing So you know where the apple juice went The same nurse came in a little later picked up the urine bottle and looked at it My she said it seems we are a little cloudy today At this the old man snatched the bottle out of her hand popped off the top and drank it down saying Well I ll run it through again Maybe I can filter it better this time What do you think? The nurse fainted