Shayari Bazar

An old couple go to the doctor The old man goes first to have his physical When the doctor is done with him he sends the old man back into the wating room and calls the old woman in The doctor tells her Before we proceed with the examination I would like to talk to you about your husband first The old woman says Oh no it`s his heart I told him to lay off the eggs The doctor says No physically he is OK but I`m worried about him mentally The old woman questions Whatever do you mean? The doctor says Well I asked your husband how he is feeling and he told me he felt great He said that when he got up to go the bathroom he opened the door and God turned the light on for him When he was done he would shut the door and God would turn the light out for him The old woman responded Son of a gun he`s peeing in the fridge again