Jimmy went to a psychiatrist Doc he said I ve got trouble Every time I get into bed I think there s somebody under it I m going crazy Just put yourself in my hands for one year said the shrink Come to me three times a week and I ll cure your fears How much do you charge? A hundred dollars per visit I ll sleep on it said Jimmy Six months later the doctor met Jimmy on the street Why didn t you ever come to see me again? asked the psychiatrist For a hundred bucks a visit? A bartender cured me for 10 Is that so How? He told me to cut the legs off the bed Ain t nobody under there now

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