Shayari Bazar

1 If you want to know how divided we are just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper 2 India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday 3 Marriages (Rest of the world) = x + y Marriages (In India) = 8747;xdx + 8747;ydy 4 If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child if child gets spoiled blame the mobile 5 If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something you are in India 6 The only country where people fight to be termed backward 7 In India you don t cast your vote you vote your cast 8 An incredible country where actors are playing cricket cricketers are playing politics politicians are watching porn and porn stars are becoming actors 9 Sarcasm is like electricity half of India doesn t get it 10 And the ultimate one: Where liking a Facebook post gets you arrested raping doesn t