Shayari Bazar

1 My first job was working in an orange juice factory but I got canned I couldn t concentrate 2 Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack but I just couldn t hack it so they gave me the axe 3 After that I tried to be a tailor but I just wasn t suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job 4 Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was too exhausting 5 Then I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn t have the thyme 6 I attempted to be a deli worker but any way I sliced it I couldn t cut the mustard 7 My best job was a musician but eventually I found I wasn t noteworthy 8 I studied a long time to become a doctor but I didn t have any patience 9 Next was a job in a shoe factory I tried but I just didn t fit in 10 I became a professional fisherman but discovered that I couldn t live on my net income 11 I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company but the work was just too draining 12 So then I got a job in a workout center but they said I wasn t fit for the job 13 After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it 14 My last job was working in Starbucks but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind 15 SO I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I M PERFECT FOR THE JOB