Shayari Bazar

1 The man who removes his shoes to enter a taxi 2 The man who goes to the bank with a spanner to open an account 3 The man who watches n who goes to bed with a ruler just to know how long he has slept 4 The man who watches news on TV and waves at the news reader 5 A nurse who wakes up a sleeping patient simply becos she forgot to give him sleeping pills 6 The man who turns down the volume of his TV becos he wants to read a text message 7 The man who sprays himself with insecticide to keep mosquitoes away 8 A man who polishes his shoes to take passport sized photo 9 A man who climbs a mango tree to check if the mangoes are ripe enough then comes down starts stoning to pluck the mangoes 10 A man who chooses to drink Fanta because he thinks Sprite is unripe 11 A man who puts his radio inside the refrigerator because he wants to listen to cool music