Shayari Bazar

A 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above You will live to be 100 She looked around and didn t see anyone Again she heard You will live to be 100 Boy she thought to herself that was the voice of God I ve got 40 more years to live So off she went to the plastic surgeon She got everything fixed from head to toe When she left the plastic surgeon s office she got hit by a bus died and went up to heaven She said to God You told me I would live to be 100 I was supposed to have had 40 more years So how come you let the bus kill me? God said: I didn t recognize you