Shayari Bazar

A bloke is driving around in the Australian bush and because it`s Australia his truck has got a `roo bar` on the front that protects it if he hits a kangaroo Suddenly he hits something so he gets out and sees that there`s a pig wedged between his `roo bar` and his truck He tries to get it out but it`s stuck tight so he gets on his CB radio and asks for advice `Breaker breaker I`ve got a pig stuck behind my `roo bar How can I get it out?` A reply comes back `Just slice open the pig and let the guts spill out The pig will fall out ` So the guy does this and as predicted the pig falls straight out `OK I`ve cut open the pig and it`s out but now I`ve got another problem ` `What is it now?` says the bloke on the radio `What do I do with his motorcycle and helmet?`