A busload of new recruits arrived at the reception center and was greeted by an old drill sergeant He began his speech: Welcome to Fort Dix men From now on I want you to think of the Army as your family and as your home Hearing this one of the recruits broke formation sat down and lit a cigarette Private what on earth are you doing? asked the sergeant Well said the private I`m just making myself at home Like you said this is my home Thinking fast the sergeant said Son you listen good and you`re right This is your home So as soon as you finish that cigarette I want you to report to the mess hall to help your mother with the dishes

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