Shayari Bazar

A couple was going out for the evening They`d gotten ready all dolled up cat put out etc The taxi arrives and as the couple got out the cat shoots back in They don`t want the cat shut in the house so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out The wife not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver He`s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother A few minutes later the husband gets into the cab Sorry I took so long he says Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke at her with a coat hanger to get her to come out