Shayari Bazar

A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of shoes size 8 The obviously well trained salesman says But sir you take an 11 or eleven-and-a-half Just bring me a size eight The sales guy brings them and the man stuffs his feet into them and stands up in obvious pain He turns to the salesman and says I`ve lost my house to the I R S I live with my mother-in-law my daughter ran off with my best friend my business has filed Chapter 11 and my son just told me he was gay The only pleasure I have left is to come home at night and take my shoes off