Shayari Bazar

A lady walks into a Lexus dealership She browses around then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery a loud fart escapes her Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn`t pop up right now As she turns back there standing next to her is a salesman Good day Madame How may we help you today? Very uncomfortably she asks Sir what is the price of this lovely vehicle? He answers Madame if you farted just by touching it you will definitely CRAP your pants when you hear the price