Shayari Bazar

A mailman walked down the street and saw Little Johnny playing in a pile of shit had it between his fingers and smeared over his body The mailman asked him what he was doing and Johnny looked up and said Making a Mailman This pissed the mailman off he went up the street and saw a fireman He told the fireman what the boy was doing and what a smart ass the kid was the fireman said that he would have a talk with the boy The fireman walked up to Little Johnny and asked him what was he doing playing in pile of shit Johhny looked up and said Making a Fireman This pissed the fireman off he left to tell a cop The cop said that he would have a talk with the boy The cop asked Little Johnny What are you doing playing with a pile of shit? Little Johnny looked up and said nothing The cop said You told the mailman and the fireman that you were making a fireman and a mailman why don t you tell me that you are making a cop Little Johnny looked up and without a grin said I ain t got enough shit