Shayari Bazar

A man took his wife to a Broadway show During the first act intermission he had to urinate in the worst way He hurried to the back of the theatre and searched in vain for the men s room At last he came upon a fountain surrounded by pretty foliage He realized that he had wandered backstage Noting that no one was around and in desperatation he opened his pants and pissed into the fountain He had difficulty finding his way back to the auditorium and by the time he sat down next to his wife the curtain was up and the actors were moving about on the stage Did I miss much of he second act? he whispered Miss it? she said You were in it