Shayari Bazar

A man was pulled over for driving too fast even though he thought he was driving just fine Officer: You were speeding Man: No I wasn t Officer: Yes you were I m giving you a ticket Man: But I wasn t speeding Officer: Tell that to the judge (The officer gives man the ticket ) Man: Would I get another ticket if I called you an idiot? Officer: Yes you would Man: What if I just thought that you were? Officer: I can t give you a ticket for what you think Man: Fine I think you re an idiot