A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather and while eating the breakfast of eggs and bacon prepared for him he noticed a film-like substance on his plate So he says Grandfather are these plates clean? His grandfather replies Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them so go on and finish your meal That afternoon while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for lunch he noticed many little black specks around the edge of his plate so again he asked Grandfather are you sure these plates are clean ? Without looking up from his burger the grandfather says I told you those dishes are as clean as coldwater can get them now don`t ask me about it anymore Well later that day they were on their way out to get dinner As he was leaving the house grandfather`s dog who was lying on the floor started to growl and would not let him pass Grandfather your dog won`t let me out Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching his grandfather shouted Coldwater get your butt out of the way

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