Shayari Bazar

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said Hey I haven t seen you in a while What happened you look terrible What do you mean? I m fine What about that wooden leg? You didn t have that before Well said the pirate We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the Doc fixed me up and I m fine really Oh yeah? Well what about that hook? The last time I saw you you had both hands We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the Doc fixed me up with the hook and I feel great really Oh said the bartender what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye You re kidding said the bartender you couldn t have lost an eye just from some bird crap Well I really wasn t used to the hook yet