Shayari Bazar

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the headwaiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile Good Morning Sir the Headwaiter says What a wonderful morning I`d like two boiled eggs one of them so under cooked it`s runny and the other so over cooked it s tough and hard to eat Also grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee lukewarm That`s a complicated order Sir said the bewildered waiter It might be quite difficult The guest replied Oh? I don t understand what is the problem in that that`s what I got yesterday