A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood I couldn t help noticing how happy you look she said What s your secret for a long happy life? I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day he said I also drink a case of whiskey a week eat fatty foods and never exercise That s amazing the woman said How old are you? Twenty-six he said

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