Shayari Bazar

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch I couldn t help noticing how happy you look she said What s your secret for a long happy life? Well honey I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day he said Five packs of cigarettes I also drink a case of whiskey a week eat fatty foods and never exercise That s amazing the woman said How old are you? Twenty-eight he said