A young man asked a rich old man: How he made his money ? The old guy said: Son it was 1932 The Depth of The Great Depression I was down to my last nickel I invested that in an apple and spent the entire day polishing it and at the end of the day I sold the apple for 10 Cents The next day I invested those 10 Cents in 2 apples I spent the entire day polishing them sold them for 20 Cents I continued this 4 a month by the end of which I had accumulated a fortune Of 1 37 Then my wife s father died left us 2 Million Dollars MORAL: Hard work is just shit Find a chick whose father is rich

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