A young woman on a flight from Mexico asked the priest beside her Father may I ask a favor? Of course what may I do for you? the priest replied Well I bought an expensive hair dryer for my mother s birthday It s unopened and over my customs limits I m afraid they ll confiscate it Is there any way you could carry it through for me? Under your robes perhaps? I would love to help you dear but I must warn you I will not lie said the devout man With your honest face Father no one will question you When they reached the customs area she let the priest go ahead of her The official asked Father do you have anything to declare? From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare The official thought this answer strange so asked And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor? I have a marvelous instrument designed for a woman s use but which is to date unused The official said Go ahead Fathe

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