Shayari Bazar

ARIES: Dear God Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW TAURUS: Well I prefer natural light if at all possible Are you absolutely positive that lightbulb is burned out? I hate to throw it away if it still might be useful GEMINI: Yo God (or is it Goddess?) Who are you? What are you? Where are You? How many of you ARE there? I can t figure you out CANCER: Dear Daddy I know I shouldn t depend on you so much but you re the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners LEO: Hi Pop I ll bet you re really proud to have me as your kid VIRGO:Dear God please make the world a better place and don t screw it up like you did the last time LIBRA:Dear God I know I should make decisions for myself But on the other hand what do YOU think? SCORPIO: Dear God help me forgive my enemies even if the bastards don t deserve it SAGITTARIUS:OH ALMIGHTY ALL KNOWING ALL-LOVING ALL-POWERFUL OMNIPRESENT EVERLASTING GOD IF I VE ASKED YOU ONCE I VE ASKED YOU A THOUSAND TIMES - HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING CAPRICORN: Dear Father I was going to pray but I guess I ought to figure things out for myself Thanks anyway AQUARIUS: Hi God Some say you re a man Some say you re a woman I say we re ALL God So why pray? Let s have a party PISCES: Heavenly Father as I prepare to consume this last fifth of Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow may my inebriation be for Thy greater Honor and Glory