Shayari Bazar

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and of course his car is weaving violently all over the road A cop pulls him over So says the cop to the driver where have ya been? Why I ve been to the pub of course slurs the drunk Well says the cop it looks like you ve had quite a few to drink this evening I did all right the drunk says with a smile Did you know says the cop standing straight and folding his arms across his chest that a few intersections back your wife fell out of your car? Oh thank heavens sighs the drunk For a minute there I thought I d gone deaf