An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass The CO says Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank The CO was so impressed he asked How did you do it? Well I jumped in a tank and went toward the border with the Arabs I approached the border and saw an Arab tank I put my white flag up the Arab tank put his white flag up I said to the Arab soldier Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks

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