Shayari Bazar

An accountant dies and goes to heaven He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy crowd all waving banners and chanting his name After a few minutes St Peter comes running across and says I`m sorry I wasn`t here to greet you personally God is looking forward to meeting such a remarkable man as yourself The accountant is perplexed I`ve tried to lead a good life but I am overwhelmed by your welcome he tells St Peter It`s the least we can do for someone as special as you are Imagine living to the age of 160 and still looking so young says St Peter The man looks even more dumbfounded and replies 160? I don`t know what you mean I`m only 40 St Peter replies But that can`t be right - we`ve seen your time sheets