As the old man lies dying in the bedroom out in the parlor the family discusses funeral arrangements Son says We ll make a real big thing out of it We ll have five hundred people We ll order fifty limos Daughter says Why do you want to waste money like that? We ll have the family and maybe a few friends One limo just for us They proceed Grandson says We ll have lots of flowers We ll surround him with dozens of roses and lilies dozens and dozens Daughter says What a waste We ll have one little bouquet that s enough Suddenly the voice of the old man is heard wafting weakly from the bedroom Why don t you get me my pants? I ll walk to the cemetery
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