Shayari Bazar

Astrology tells about you and your future simply by your birthday The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your birth Demographics tell us what you like dislike whom you vote for what you buy and what you watch on television Well the Corporate Zodiac goes a step further: simply by your job title people will have you all figured out MARKETING: You are ambitious yet stupid You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college concentrating instead on drinking and socializing - which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now Least compatible with Sales SALES: Laziest of all signs often referred to as marketing without a degree you are also self-centered and paranoid Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money you like to avoid contact with customers so you can concentrate on the big picture You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life TECHNOLOGY: Unable to control anything in your personal life you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace Often even you don t understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell? It is written that the Geeks shall inherit the Earth ENGINEERING: One of only two signs that actually studied in school it is said that ninety percent of all Personal Ads are placed by engineers You can be happy with yourself: your office is typically full of all the latest ergo dynamic gadgets However we all know what is really causing your carpal tunnel syndrome ACCOUNTING: The only other sign that studied in school you are mostly immune from office politics You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane HUMAN RESOURCES: Ironically given your access to confidential information you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut have lunch AND mail a letter Middle Management/ Department Management/ Team Leads : Catty cutthroat yet completely spineless you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself Best suited to marry other Middle Managers as everyone in your social circle is a Middle Manager SENIOR MANAGEMENT: Catty cutthroat yet completely spineless you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself Best suited to marry other Senior Managers as everyone in your social circle is a Senior Manager CUSTOMER SERVICE: Bright cheery positive you are a fifty-cent cab ride from jumping off a cliff As a child very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play Customer Service Continually passed over for promotions your best bet is to sleep with your manager ANALYST: Continuously trying to make intelligent recommendations with absolutely no knowledge of what s going on Highly competitive bright individual with no ambition