Shayari Bazar

Boss: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane If you drop 1 outside How many are left? Employee: That s easy 49 Boss: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge? Employee: Open the fridge Put the elephant in Close the fridge Boss: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge? Employee: Open the fridge Take the elephant out Put the deer in Close the fridge Boss: It s lion s birthday all animals are there except one why? Employee: Because the deer is in the fridge Boss: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles? Employee: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion s birthday Boss: Last question In the end the old lady still died Why? Employee: Ere I guess she drowned errr Boss: No She was hit by the brick fallen from the aeroplane Thats the problem you are not focused on your job You may leave now Moral: No matter how much you know or how much you are prepared If your Boss has decided to screw you then you are surely screwed