Shayari Bazar

CARPERPETUATION (kar pur pet u a shun) n The act when vacuuming of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times reaching over and picking it up examining it then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt ) v To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it somehow assuming this will remove all the germs ECNALUBMA (ek na lub ma) n A rescue vehicle which can only be seen in the rearview mirror EIFFELITES (eye ful eyetz) n Gangly people sitting in front of you at the movies who no matter what direction you lean in follow suit ELBONICS (el bon iks) n The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater ELECELLERATION (el a cel er ay shun) n The mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive FRUST (frust) n The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug LACTOMANGULATION (lak to man gyu lay shun) n Manhandling the open here spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the `illegal side PEPPIER (pehp ee ay ) n The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper PETONIC (peh ton ik) adj One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet PHONESIA (fo nee zhuh) n The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer PUPKUS (pup kus) n The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay shun) n The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up even when you re only six inches away