Shayari Bazar

Customer: I d like to buy some dog food Salesman: Do you have a dog? Customer: Yes Salesman: Where is he? Customer: He s at home Salesman: I m sorry I can t sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog Store policy The next day the same customer returns Customer: I d like to buy some cat food Salesman: Do you have a cat? Customer: Yes Salesman: Well…where is she? Customer: She s at home Salesman: Sorry I can t sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat The next day the customer returns again Salesman: What s in the sack? Customer: Put your hand inside Salesman: Hmmm…It s warm and moist What is it? Customer: I would like to buy some toilet pape