God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him God we don t need you anymore Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words we can now do what you did in the beginning Oh is that so? Tell Me replies God Well says the scientist we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it thus creating man Well that s very interesting show Me So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man No no no interrupts God Get your own dirt

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