Shayari Bazar

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking surely I can t look that old Well you ll love this one I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist I noticed his diploma which bore his full name Suddenly I remembered a tall handsome dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him however I quickly discarded any such thought This balding grey-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate After he examined my teeth I asked him if he had attended DAV Sr Secondary Chandigarh Yes Yes I did he gleamed with pride When did you graduate? I asked He answered In 1975 Why do you ask? You were in my class I exclaimed He looked at me closely Then that ugly Old Bald Wrinkled Fat ass Grey-haired Decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked: What did you teach???