Shayari Bazar

In Court the Judge says to a double-homicide defendant You re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out You bastard The judge says You re also charged with beating your Mother-in-law to death with a hammer The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out You rotten bastard The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom Sir I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes but no more outbursts from you or I ll charge you with contempt Is that understood? The guy in the back of the court stands up and says I m Sorry Your Honour but for fifteen years I ve lived next door to that bastard and every time I asked to borrow a hammer he said he didn t have one