Shayari Bazar

Israel s economy is in a bad way inflation is getting higher and immigrants are flooding in from all over the world Problems problems problems but what should they do? So the Israeli government holds a special session to come up with a solution After several hours of talk without progress one member Yitzhak stands up and says Quiet everyone I ve got it I ve got the solution to all our problems We ll declare war on the United States of America Everyone starts shouting at once You re nuts That s crazy Hear me out says Yitzhak We declare war We lose The United States does what she always does when she defeats a country She rebuilds everything; our highways airports shipping ports schools hospitals factories and loans us money and sends us food aid Our problems would be over Sure says Benny another minister And what if we win?