Shayari Bazar

LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage The person whom I m looking for should be strictly a girl The girl should be strictly a girl The girl should be willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i e Myself Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence BOATMAN: Must be able to dig clean cook worms and clean fish Must have own boat with motor Plaese send the photograph of motorboat BANKER: Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service SHAYAR: Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi To yaron ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi BEVDA: Wanted a girl Girl s father should preferably have a soda factory I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home Friend come home only seven times a week Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar Meet personally or send soda for trial Sample should be ample CAR MECHANIC: Wanted a sturdy wife Should be in working condition Should be above average and must run the household at a good average Dent won t be tolerated especially in the head gear DOCTOR: Recently a love-bug injected in me a strange bacteria making me desirous of marriage I m looking for a girl who is patient and has knowledge of all ills and pills is religious minded and keeps away from all sins be it anasin metasin or crosin I promise to be a good doctor with no side effects Apply or reply