Shayari Bazar

Law of equality: The time taken by a wife when she says I ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says I ll call you in 5 minutes Law of Queue: If you change queues the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number you never get a busy tone Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped will roll to the least accessible corner Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water the telephone rings Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don t want to be seen with Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won t work it will Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last Law of Proposal: After you accept a proposal you will get a better one Law of getting late: When you reach early for something it will never start on time