Shayari Bazar

Officer: What is your Name ? Candidate: MP Sir Officer: Tell me properly Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir Officer: Your father s name ? Candidate: MP sir Officer: What does that mean ? Candidate: Manmohan Pal sir Officer: Your native place Candidate: MP Sir Officer: Is it Madhya Pradesh ? Candidate: No Munnur Pal sir Officer: What is your qualification? Candidate: MP Sir Officer: (Angrily) What is it ? Candidate: Matric Pass Officer: Why do you need a job ? Candidate: MP sir Officer: And what does that mean ? Candidate: Money Problem sir Officer: Describe your personality Candidate: MP Sir Officer: Explain yourself clearly Candidate: Mind-blowing Personality Sir Officer: This discussion is nowhere you may go now Candidate: MP Sir Officer: What is it now? Candidate: My performance ? Officer: MP Candidate: What is that sir ? Officer: Mentally Punctured Candidate: MP Sir (my pleasure)