Shayari Bazar

One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the weather The day was so nice that the rabbit became careless so a fox sneaked up to her and caught her I am going to eat you for lunch said the fox Wait replied the rabbit You should at least wait a few days Oh yeah? Why should I wait? Well I am just finishing my Ph D thesis Hah that`s a stupid excuse What is the title of your thesis anyway? I am writing my thesis on `The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves ` Are you crazy? I should eat you right now Everybody knows that a fox will always win over a rabbit Not really not according to my reserch If you like you can come to my hole and read it for yourself If you are not convinced you can go ahead and have me for lunch You are really crazy But since the fox was curious and nothing to lose it went with the rabbit into its hole The fox never came back out A few days later the rabbit was again taking a break from writing and sure enough a wolf came out of the bushes and was ready to eat her Wait yelled the rabbit you cannot eat me right now And why might that be you fuzzy appetizer? I am almost finished writing my Ph D thesis on `The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves The wolf laughed so hard that it almost lost its hold on the rabbit Maybe I shouldn`t eat you you really are sick in the head you might have something contagious the wolf opined Come read for yourself you can eat me after that if you disagree with my conclusions So the wolf went to the rabbit`s hole and never came out The rabbit finished her thesis and was out celebrating in the lettuce fields Another rabbit came by and asked What`s up? You seem to be very happy Yup I just finished my dissertation Congratulations What is it about? It is titled `The Superiority of Rabbits over Foxes and Wolves Are you sure? That doesn`t sound right Oh yes you should come over and read it for yourself So they went together to the rabbit`s hole As they went in the friend saw a typical graduate student abode albeit a rather messy one after writing a thesis The computer with the controversial dissertation was in one corner on the right there was a pile of fox bones on the left was a pile of wolf bones and in the middle was a large lip-licking lion The moral of the story: The title of your dissertation doesn`t matter All that matters is who your thesis advisor is