Shayari Bazar

Operator: Hello Domino s Customer: Hello can you please take my order? Operator: Can I have your multi purpose Aadhar card number first Sir? Customer: Yeah Hold on My number is 889861356102049998-45-54610 Operator: OK you re Mr Singh and you re calling from 17 Jalan Kayu Your home number is 40942366 your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566 You are calling from you home number now Customer: (Astonished) How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator: We are connected to the system Sir Customer: I wish to order your Seafood Pizza Operator: That s not a good idea Sir Customer: How come? Operator: According to your medical records you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level sir Customer: What? What do you recommend then? Operator: Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza You ll like it Customer: How do you know for sure? Operator: You borrowed a book titled Popular Hokkien Dishes from the National Library last week sir Customer: OK I give up Give me three family size ones then Operator: That should be enough for your family of 10 Sir The total is Rs 2 450 Customer: Can I pay by credit card? Operator: I m afraid you have to pay us cash Sir Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 1 51 758 since October last year That s not including the late payment charges on your housing loan Sir Customer: I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives Operator: You can t Sir Based on the records you ve exhausted even your overdraft limit Customer: Never mind just send the pizzas I ll have the cash ready How long is it gonna take anyway? Operator: About 45 minutes Sir but if you can t wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle Customer: What? Operator: According to the details in the system you own a motorcycle registration number 1123 Customer: ???? (hmmm these guys know my motorcyle number too ) Operator: Is there anything else sir? Customer: Nothing by the way aren t you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised? Operator: We normally would sir but based on your records you re also diabetic In the best interest of your health we are holding this offer for you Customer: (now pissed) ***% %% You %% ))) Operator: Better mind your language sir Remember on 15th July 2007 you were imprisoned for 2 months and fined Rs 5 000 for using abusive language against a policeman ? Customer faints