Shayari Bazar

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month Consultant is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month Client is the one who doesn t know why he wants a baby Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available Resource Optimization Team thinks they don t need a man or woman; they ll produce a child with zero resources Documentation Team thinks they don t care whether the child is delivered they ll just document 9 months Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby Third party auditor is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby HR Manager is a person who thinks that a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months