Shayari Bazar

Rajeev and Mona are flying to Australia on a two-week vacation to celebrate their 20th anniversary Suddenly over the public address system the Captain announces Ladies and Gentlemen I am afraid I have some very bad news Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing Luckily I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach However the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives Thanks to the skill of the flight crew the plane lands safely on the island An hour later Rajeev turns to his wife and asks Mona did we pay our Rs 5 lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank? No sweetheart she responds Rajeev still shaken from the crash landing then asks Mona did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet? Oh no I m sorry I forgot to send the cheque she says One last thing Mona Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month? he asks Oh forgive me Rajeev begged Mona I didn t send that one either Rajeev grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 20 years Mona pulls away and asks him So why did you hug me? Rajeev answers Thnx to U They ll find us