Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip set up their tent and fall asleep Some hours later Holmes wakes his faithful friend Watson look up at the sky and tell me what you see Watson replies I see millions of stars What does that tell you? Watson ponders a minute Astronomically speaking it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets Astrologically it tells me that Saturn is in Leo Time wise it appears to be approximately a quarter past three Theologically it s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant Meteorologically it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow What does it tell you? Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks Watson you idiot someone has stolen our tent Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip set up their tent and fall asleep Some hours later Holmes wakes his faithful friend Watson look up at the sky and tell me what you see Watson replies I see millions of stars What does that tell you? Watson ponders a minute Astronomically speaking it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets Astrologically it tells me that Saturn is in Leo Time wise it appears to be approximately a quarter past three Theologically it s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant Meteorologically it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow What does it tell you? Holmes is silent for a moment then speaks Watson you idiot someone has stolen our tent

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