The General went out to find that none of his G I s were there One finally ran up panting heavily Sorry sir I can explain you see I had a date and it ran a little late I ran to the bus but missed it I hailed a cab but it broke down found a farm bought a horse but it dropped dead ran 10 miles and now I m here The General was very skeptical about this explanation but at least he was here so he let the G I go Moments later eight more G I s came up to the general panting he asked them why they were late Sorry sir I had a date and it ran a little late I ran to the bus but missed it I hailed a cab but it broke down found a farm bought a horse but it dropped dead ran 10 miles and now I m here The General eyed them feeling very skeptical but since he let the first guy go he let them go too A ninth G I jogged up to the General panting heavily Sorry sir I had a date and it ran a little late I ran to the bus but missed it I hailed a cab but Let me guess the General interrupted it broke down No said the G I there were so many dead horses in the road it took forever to get around them

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