Shayari Bazar

The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other people s farts The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts then blushes The Imprudent Person: One who boldly farts out loud and then laughs The Unfortunate Person: One who tries hard to fart but shits instead The Scientific Person: One who farts frequently but is truly concerned for the environment The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart The Honest Person: One who admitted he farted but offers a good medical reason The Dishonest Person: One who farts but blames the dog The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve The Anti-Social Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud coughing The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate The Intelligent Person: One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor s fart precisely the latest food items consumed