Shayari Bazar

The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet The young wife stunningly built decides to give the local town folk a thrill by sun bathing in the nude That`s okay with me honey says her husband I`ll go get some wood for the fire About thirty minutes later the husband returns to the campsite and finds his wife in tears One of her breasts has been painted green the other red and her bottom is blue What on earth happened to you dear? he asks Some of those rednecks from town came over and told me they don`t allow any nakedness around these parts Then they gave me this paint job Those troublemakers I`ll fix them the husband shouts He rides into town and finds the rednecks in a bar Who is the jerk who painted my wife red green and blue he shouts A huge man about 6` 8 steps forward a shotgun in his hands I did it he bellows What you got to say about it? The husband answers meekly I just wanted you to know the first coat of paint is dry