There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas When he arrived on the plane he felt the seats and said Wow these seats are big The person next to him answered Everything is big in Texas When he finally arrived in Texas he decided to visit a restaurant Upon arriving he ordered a drink and got a mug placed between his hands He exclaimed Wow these mugs are big The bartender replied Everything is big in Texas After a couple of drinks the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located The bartender replied Second door to the right The blind man headed for the bathroom but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door Instead he entered the third door which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident Scared to death the blind man started shouting Don`t flush don`t flush

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