There were three Eskimos in Alaska and one time while they were at their local bar they got to talk about how cold it was outside and how cold their igloos were They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest so they decided to determine who indeed had the coldest igloo They went to the first Eskimo`s igloo where he said Watch this and poured a cup of water into the air Well the water froze in midair and fell onto the floor solid Not bad said the other Eskimos but each maintained their igloo was colder still So they went to the second Eskimo`s igloo and he said Watch this and took a big breath and exhaled whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor Wow that`s colder than mine said the first Eskimo But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still So they ended up at the third Eskimo`s igloo He said Watch this and went into the bedroom threw back the thick furs and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there He took it put it in a spoon and held a match under it When it heated up enough it went FFFAAAARRRRTTT

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