Shayari Bazar

These four classified ads appeared in a Gujarati newspaper on four Consecutive days The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day s mistake MONDAY: For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap TUESDAY: Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shah s ad yesterday It should have read - One sewing machine for sale cheap Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him after 7PM WEDNESDAY: Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the Classified ad yesterday The ad stands correct as follows: For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale Cheap Phone 92555-00707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who loves with him THURSDAY: Notice: I SK Shah have no sewing machine for sale I smashed it Don t call 92555-00707 as I have had the phone disconnected I have not been carrying on with Mrs Mani Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit